Peter Gronquist’s “The Evolution Will Be Fabulous!”
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definitely the poke-bong.
this is interesting. if you want quality glass, you’d have to pick hello kitty. if you feel it’s a case of style over substance (you jus’ hate me cause i’m styin’ on you), one needs to go all the way with the nifty pokémon bong. what’s it all about? is it branding? maybe your brand has substance covered? maybe you’re smoking out of a retrofitted happy meal toy and you couldn’t be happier because memories of happier times are conjured up by said toy? WHAT DO YOU PICK - HELLO KITTY OR POKEMON BONG?
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“do you even live in this building?” “that’s not… relevant… right now, laundry buddy…”
“hey, dude… what’s with the hostility?!”
“whoa! hold on there… if you want me to leave, i can go. i’m goin’, dude.”
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they have 18 now?! yesss. need.
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“yeah, some women got ugly titties. that don’t mean you’re a COCK-SMOKER.”
“i’m gonna leave you $20, in case you run into any kind of problems on your way home, or you need to stop & get some frozen yogurt ‘n’ shit. there you go. now you just owe me… $149,927!”
— u-turn (weeds)
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“Ratfinks, Suicide Tanks & Cannibal Girls” - White Zombie
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BEAVIS: “Hey Butthead, does this Pantera guy ever relax?”
BUTTHEAD: “Uh, I don’t think so. This guy’s dad must have kicked his ass when he was a kid.”
BEAVIS: “Yeah really. He was like, ‘DAMMIT PANTERA, THIS BEER IS WARM. Get me another one!’”
BUTTHEAD: “Yeah. He was like, ‘You treat your step-mother with respect, Pantera! Or you’ll be sleeping in the street!’”
BEAVIS: “Yeah, he’s like, ‘DAMMIT PANTERA, I TOLD YOU TO GET OUT THERE AND MOW THAT LAWN. Oh, what’s this, is that a TEAR, PANTERA? Aww, is daddy’s little girl upset?! I’M GONNA KICK YOUR ASS INTO NEXT TUESDAY, NOW GET OUT OF HERE, AND QUIT ACTING LIKE A DAMN LITTLE GIRL.’”
BUTTHEAD: “Settle down, Beavis.”
BEAVIS: “Yeah yeah, thanks. Whew… that was pretty cool.”
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BEAVIS: “I think that the problem with this video is it is highly derivative of many popular bands within the genre. Although, when viewed on its own merits, it does have a deeper groove. However, what it has in groove, it lacks in originality. One can’t help but be reminded of such bands as Pearl Jam, White Zombie, Suicidal Tendencies, and other bands that bear the mantle of so-called ‘Alternative Rock’. One is even reminded of Laurie Anderson when she wore curlers. This video speaks less to the heart, and more to the sphincter. In closing, I think Korn would do well to learn more from — whoa! What happened?!”
BUTTHEAD: “You got all dizzy, and then you started talking like a dumbass.”
BEAVIS: “Whoa, really? Wow.”
BUTTHEAD: “Yeah, but then you did say ‘spinxter’.”